Plain Old Boring Alice

Hi, it's me plain old boring Alice Armstrong. I have a plain old boring name with plain old boring clothes and plain old boring toys. I wish I could be like Ned Croklewood.

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Hi! It's me not so boring really cool Allis Armstrong. Today we learned about Neil Armstong, the first man on the moon, and for homework we need to read Allis in wonder land.